Not a Bird

borlax:
“ now this is what Im talkin about
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sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

rabioheab:

my daily routine

  • wake up (8 am)
  • cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)
  • listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)
  • punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)
  • sleep (8 pm)

bitcheslovepearls:

having time vs. making time. there’s a difference.

bikonciousnessa:

pure-leafs:

aidashakur:

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

SIX MONTHS FROM NOW I WILL BE IN A DIFFERENT SITUATION

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And put it into action 💪🏿

i-am-avacado:

Not to be dramatic but John Mulaney saying “every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–its exhausting” is quite literally my biography and I’m shocked he knows so much about me

skullvis:

When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:

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wingleader:

spitsister:

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

PRECIOUS

kuboe:

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

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frogkeeping:
“another episode of “what does my mom think of frogs” this time a tomato frog!
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hateglue:
“ my-cat-said-no:
“ fairygodrobot:
“ taakoshell:
“ fairygodrobot:
“the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy
”
he WHAT
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you heard me
”
“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME” ”
IT GETS...